”[in Italian accent] Is a preeeetty car.”

”[in Italian accent] Is a preeeetty car.”

“[On the Golf GT] It’s got a supercharged and a turbocharged engine which is as smooth as falling down stairs while wearing leg calipers.”

“[On the Golf GT] It’s got a supercharged and a turbocharged engine which is as smooth as falling down stairs while wearing leg calipers.”

“The only thing I got was at the end of the straight, I had to touch the brake so you could see the spoiler come up to slow you down, and you got a sort of - [demonstrates movement].”

“The only thing I got was at the end of the straight, I had to touch the brake so you could see the spoiler come up to slow you down, and you got a sort of - [demonstrates movement].”

“It’s no wonder Michael Schumacher retired, he’s slower than me!”

“It’s no wonder Michael Schumacher retired, he’s slower than me!

“This is Germany. There’re procedures. [pause] I like procedures.”

“This is Germany. There’re procedures. [pause] I like procedures.”

Captain Slow and the fastest car in the world.

Captain Slow and the fastest car in the world.

Jeremy: The thing is, though, we have learned an important lesson today thanks to Richard - do please remember - speed kills.

Richard: Eh?

“So there you are, people of Bidford-on-Avon - in just under one day, your road is opened. Glad to be of service.”

“So there you are, people of Bidford-on-Avon - in just under one day, your road is opened. Glad to be of service.”

Jeremy: Look - that’s a little bit, okay?

James: That’s perfect!

Jeremy: It isn’t!

James: [lunges for the line-painting-apparatus-thing]

Jeremy: [bursts out laughing]